Tuesday, January 13, 2009

LAUGH LINE

PLANT POTATOES
An inmate was aware that all prison mail passes through censors. When he got a letter from his wife asking about the family garden — “Honey, when do I plant potatoes?” — he wrote back, “Do not, under any circumstances, dig up our old garden spot. That’s where I buried all my guns.”

Within days his wife wrote back, “Six investigators came to the house. They dug up every square inch of the back yard.”

By return mail she got his answer: “now is the time to plant potatoes.”

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HOT AND COLD

Isang Pinoy at Kano ang nagpapasikatan:

KANO: Sa amin sa Amerika ay napakalamig. Tuwing sasapit and winter, kinakailangang ilagay ang mga baka sa kuwartong may heater para hindi lumabas na ice cream ang kanilang gatas.

PINOY: Wala yan sa ‘Pinas. Sa amin ay napakainit tuwing summer kaya kinakailangang paypayan ang mga inahing manok para hindi lumabas na hard boiled and kanilang itlog.


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WHAT A FAITH

It was “sharing time” in a kindergarten class full of bright children. The teacher was presiding over a discussion about the children’s fathers and mothers.

One child said, “Well, my mother’s a Catholic and my father’s a Jew.

“Oh, wow!” said another. “So what do you believe in?”

“I believe in everything!” said the first child.

“Well, you know,” said the first child, “Jesus Christ, Moses, Snow White… everything!”

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BUWAN O ARAW

Dalawang lassengero ang susuray-suray na naglalakad pauwi.

JUAN: Pare, mag-uumaga na. Magagalit na naman ang mga asawa natin.

PEDRO: Oo nga, pare. Ginabi na naman tayo. Tingnan mo ang liwanag na ng sikat ng buwan.

JUAN: Pare naman, hindi ‘yan buwan kundi araw.
Pinagtalunan nila ang bagay na ito nang may isang mamang dumaan.

PEDRO: Para matapos na ‘to, halika tanungin natin itong mama.

JUAN: Bosing, puwede bang tulungan mo kami? Ano ba yan, bosing?
(sabay turo sa ‘taas)

BOSING: Pare, alin sa tatlo na yan???

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ASHES

A young man visited his friend. When he got to his friend’s place, he noticed the messy table.

FRIEND: Excuse the mess. Those are grandpa’s ashes.

YOUNG MAN: (shocked) You mean he was cremated?

FRIEND: No, just too lazy to get an ashtray.

MAGKANO?
Isang lasing ang sumakay sa jeep pabiyaheng Kaloocan. Ganito ang naging usapan nila ng tsuper ng jeep:

TSUPER: (Nang iabot sa kanya ang limang piso ng lasing na pasahero) Saan galing ‘to?

LASING: Sa bulsa ko.

TSUPER: Eh, san sumakay ‘to?

LASING: Eh, di sa jeep mo!

Nainis ang tsuper pero hindi niya ipinahalata at nang bumaba ang lasing na pasahero sa Grace Park at ibinigay sa kanya ng tsuper ang sukli….

LASING: Bakit? Magkano ba nag Monumento?

TSUPER: Ewan ko, itanong mo sa Presidente baka ipagbili sa’yo.


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PALAY O KANIN

Pinagmamasdan ng dalawang magkaibigan ang mga kalapating kumakain ng palay.

DARWIN: Ano sa palagay mo pare, kumakain kaya nag mga Kalahari ng kanin?

MOISES: Ewan ko pare, pero sa palagay ko hindi.

DARWIN: Bakit mo naman nasabing hindi?

MOISES: Kasi hanggang ngayon hindi ko pa sila nagkikitang nagsasaing.


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WRITE YOUR NAME

Two little boys had misbehaved all day and were told by the teacher to remain after school and write their names 100 times as punishment. One boy begun writing as told but the other merely sat at his desk and sulked.

TEACHER: Why aren’t you writing your name?LITTLE BOY: It’s not fair. His name is JC and my name is Chadban

BETRAYED FRIENDSHIP
Evangeline


You are applying for a position
In this well known institution
The very first time we met
The trust and loyalty I set
Even I know am impulsive
To judge you without censorship.

The first phase a happiness
Considering things I guess
Even seeing you create a mess
That I thought were none of my business
But a heart full of concern
Defending you like a lantern!

But in the end you gave
Unending feeling of grave
Destroying behind me,
Telling lies pointing to me,
Telling rotten things about me
That I am not aware really!

I know now who you really are
An intelligent great pretender
In fact I regarded you as a gem
But now I know you as a germ
That spreading hurtful disease
Hurting a lot of masses.

You are now begging me to forgive
Who am I to still resist
Even our great Savior did
To his fellow creature indeed!
But one thing I cannot give
The lost trust you deceive!

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WHY?
- J2 -

I. Why did God let me know you
When I have to suffer a love that is untrue?
Why did He let me feel the pain?
When you left and made me feel like insane;

II. Why did I let you entered my life
When the time came and you’re out of my sight,
Why did I placed you in my heart
When you did things that made me hurt?

III. Why did I believed in your words?
Words that made my days smile not worse,
But I’ve learned those are only lies
That made tears ran down from my eyes;

IV. Why did you get angry?
With just a simple mistake you were to see,
Why do I humble myself?
When misunderstanding struck ourselves?

V. Why do I keep on remembering
Our memories since our first meeting?
Why am I still hoping?
For us to start again a new beginning.

VI. Why can’t I forget what you’ve said
Words like “I love you” not “I hate you” instead
Why can’t I let go of our past
For me to move on and forget your love that never lasts;

VII. Why do until now I still think of you?
Coz things around me remind of you
Why am I still loving you
In spite of what we’ve been through

VIII. So I’m asking God to bring me back to you
Coz I can’t really forget you,
I pray that my heartfelt message in this poem.
Will let you know that is still love you so!

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MY STUPIDITY

I was wondering why
When I was dreaming ‘bout you
You were dreaming of me
That shows similarities of you and me

But that dreams came to an end
When reality shocks me when it came
Just call me crazy, call me blind
To still be suffering is stupid
After all this time

Did I lose my love to someone better?
Someone whom you love and care
But does she love you like I do?
The way I really love and care for you.

I have been lonely since the day you went away
I have been crying’ all the way
But life must go on and I won’t stick to one.

But how could I carry on
If stupidity is my passion?


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BROKEN HEARTED EVER!!!
- Loyddeeguevara @ company.com -

Losing you is the craziest thing
I’ve ever experienced… no that
I’m alone and you are gone, I will
Not cry because it ends but I will just
Smile because it happened.

Somehow I felt the feeling of beside you
I’m thankful to God, that’s a dream
Came true. But now I am all
Alone.. waiting for you from dusk
Till dawn…

Now that I’m down and so frustrated,
But somehow I felt the feeling of being blessed.
Now all I do is treasure the memories
Especially the day you say… I LOVE YOU!

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YOU’RE MORE THAN A FRIEND
- Loyddeeguevara @ company.com –

I tried to find someone that can replace you
but it never woks.
I refuse to believe that it was love…
But my heart is shouting that “its you.”

How can I overcome this sacred feelings for you
Because it is stupid to fall in love with a friend like you…
It will make our relationship go in blue
When I’ll do what my heart is feeling so…

I’m afraid to reveal this feelings
Coz I know that you’re serious and will surely get mad…
But your smiles are so different to me…
I lost my sense and makes my heart beats faster!

I tried to get rid of you, but I can’t do it
Because you’re always right there for me…
So all I can say is…
Please… DO LOVE ME TOO..

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MY BROTHER’S IDENTITY
- Loyddeeguevara @ company.com -

I. Once I had this brother of mine
Who used to be called a notorious brat
For he does nothing, he’s just there
Playing, giggling. He doesn’t care about anything.

II. He keeps on annoying and teasing me
He always makes my a disaster one
Whenever I tell him to do his task
He answers, “Do it yourself, I’m too young for that work.”

III. Years gone, there were many changes between I and my brother
He was not that atrocious brat anymore.
His actions suits his being a guy.

IV. He decides things for himself
He knows already his responsibilities
I won’t prevail works for him
He stands and set decision form as honorable men are doing.

V. I was happy for that little brat had gown much….
But one day I was informed that he went away!
I cried all day, all night;
I keep on asking myself, Why???

VI. I felt inflicting pain, yes! It was scathing
Coz I thought this sibling of mine will be a great help
And inspiration for us. I have many dreams and aspirations for him
But all were ruined by him.

VII. Days passed by, I still can’t skip for that happening
I don’t know yet the pretense. Why he did that thing?
Tears keep falling down my cheeks as I remember our old memories,
Our laughers and our bonding as brother s and sister!

VIII. I don’t want to let him go of our way
But I can’t do anything, I was not home when he got away
And it hurts me too much coz he never bid farewell to me,
Though its hard I’ve decided to let him go coz we must have to do so…

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MY FRIEND
- JyTaNñEa -

I. I have a friend named BJ
Whom I met in my life’s journey
He used to be my greatest enemy
Until the time I realized he saved me;

II. BJ gives light to my dull life
All my wrongs, he makes them right
Though things seem difficult for me
With him, they’re possible and easy;

III. When at times I feel lonely
He makes jokes that are funny
When I’m upset and down
He raises me up and dress me like a clown;

IV. When trials assail
He gives strength and he never fails
When Satan deceives and temptations come,
He gives fortitude to fight the devil’s harm;

V. BJ is my sunshine in my dark paths
When I’m in trouble, he’s my deliverance
When sickness and pain I suffer
He’s my only hope and great healer;

VI. My life will never be the same
Since the time BJ came
I know that he loves me since then
Coz he’s my savior, my life and my friend!

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“LIFE?”
- Edrienne -

I. Have you ever asked yourself
Why God had given you breath?
Why do you have to suffer
A life that is miserable?

II. Why it is that life is turning?
Sometimes you’re up, sometimes you’re down
Why does life seems always crying?
When things come and go that hurt you so;

III. Why is life full of tragedies?
Things happen that we don’t expect
Why is life ever-changing
Things change without even noticing;

IV. Why do you have to be hurt
When loving someone with all your heart?
Why do you experience bruteness
When what you do is goodness?

V. Why do innocence have to suffer
When justice becomes unjust and improper?
Why do some experience poverty
When other are rich because they are greedy?

VI. Life is really unexplainable,
It is also adventurous and unpredictable
But pal, always bear in your mind
That your questions’ answers are nowhere to find;

VII. But I say, that in knowing God you’ll find the answer
Coz since the beginning He is our creator
He created me and you, to experience life that is true;
He put you here on earth to live a life that is worth!

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STUDENT’S LIFE
Eva

Student’s life, student’s life!
Sometimes good, sometimes bad
Sometimes happy, sometimes gloomy
Sometimes free, sometimes busy!

Being a student is a responsibility
To make worth in class ability
For your own sake in the future
To do duties with flying colors!

How difficult really it is
To be in such an avoiding crisis
To be hurrying in making thesis,
Studying for an incoming quiz.

Examination is fact approaching
Some students busy studying,
Some students keep on goin’
To what we call as “jamming”

Results are shown,
Excitements are blown
To those who are easy-go-born
For not doing good I’ve know!

Responsible one’s smiling
Surely they are achieving
Their goals to attain
For good future life to maintain!

Not a bad to a little
Not a bad to a simple
Not a bad to mingle
Not a bad to love and cycle

Problems seems so many
Self-confidence is necessary
To think a possible way
To solve it in a simple way

Life is real, life is earned
Don’t use it in gossips
Use it in good and wise things
To your study as worth remembering

Do your best out to it
God will do the rest of it
To be successful in your age
Is the author’s simple message!

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IMPERFECTION
RhenZ

I am not perfect
I am only human
Livin’ on the planet Erath
Humans are not perfect
Never have been
And never will be

I don’t always wear
the right clothes
And I don’t always find
myself so pretty
Sometimes my memory
fails me

I can’t ramp as a
fashion model
I can’t always fulfill what
people expect of me
but there’s no one else
like ME
in the whole wide world

I am unique, I am a miracle!

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WAITING FOR NOTHING
RhenZ

Each morning when I wake up
I’m longing for love
I’m like a lost sheep
Who needs someone to guide me?
Like a child waiting
For the love and touch of a parent
But since you left me
I’ve waited for you to reach me
Waiting for you ……………..
But you never came.

How many days had passed by?
And still I’m empty
Don’t know the real meaning of LOVE
Until now I’m waiting for you……..

I ask myself…………
Is love really what makes life complete?
LOVE is everything?
Or is it destructive?

Another day passed
Still….. empty and lonely
It’s like I never felt that I was loved
Here I am alone not knowing how to love
To show the affection with
Sincere emotion
I am still waiting for you
COME NOW AND FILL MY HEART AND SOUL
So that I will know again how to be loved
And the real meaning of LOVE!

v Count your blessings, not your troubles.
You’ll make it through whatever comes along;
Within you are so many answers;
Understand, have courage, be strong.

v Nothing wastes more energy that worrying,
The longer one carries a problem, the heavier it gets
Don’t take things too seriously,
Live a life of serenity, not a life of regrets.

v Remember that a little love goes a long way,
Remember that a lot… goes forever;
Remember that friendship is a wise investment;
Life’s treasure are people… together.

v Realize that it’s never too late,
Do ordinary things in an extraordinary way…
Have health and hope and happiness,
Take that tome to wish upon a star.

v Happiness cannot be found
When you seek it yourself
But when you give it to others,
Then it will find its way back to you.

v You don’t have to be perfect to let somebody love you
The way you wanted to be loved!
Always remember that being SIMPLE is the most perfect way to make someone fall in love with you…

v Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you do not have;
But remember that what you have right now was once among the things others hoped for…

v Measuring life by what others do to you may disappoint you.
But measuring life by what you do for others will add more meaning to your life.

v Your presence is a present to the world,
You’re unique and one of a kind,
Your life can be what you want it to be,
Take the days just one at a time.
v Don’t put limits on yourself,
So many dreams are waiting to be realized.
Decisions are too important to leave to chance.
Reach for your peak, your goal, your prize.

EXTRA! EXTRA!
WATCH IT OUT FOR A BETTER HEALTH


Basic things that should be found in a medicine cabinet for emergencies if ever are as follows:

PLASTIC BANDAGES ~ instant covering for minor cuts and wounds
GAUZE BANDAGES ~ to cover large grazes, deep cuts and wounds.
ADHESIVE TAPE ~ to keep gauze bandages in place.
ANTIBIOTIC CREAM ~ for more sever cuts and scrapes.
INFANT DOSING SPOON ~ for giving the correct dosage of medication to an infant.
BABY OIL ~ for tasks requiring lubrication, also for cleaning navels.
COTTON SWABS & ALCOHOL ~ for cleaning wounds, ears, face and many more… also for applying medication.
SCISSORS ~ used for cutting tapes and gauzes.
ORAL THERMOMETER ~ for taking body temperature of older member of the family.
RECTAL THERMOMETER ~ it is dangerous for infants to use an oral thermometer as they don’t know yet how to hold one in their mouths. This is a must for them.
ACETAMINOPHEN ~ for reducing pain and fever.

CARING FOR SICK PERSONS

Ø When caring for a patient at home, make sure the surrounding is clean, pleasant and comfortable. A person, especially a child, can quickly become bored and despondent in a drab room. Brighten the room by hanging colorful plasters or pictures.
Ø Give some materials like newspapers, books etc for him to be entertained to ease boredom. Just make sure you don’t keep it for hours since it can strain the eyes and cause headache.
Ø Most children constantly demand attention so give a time for you to play with them.
Ø Always carry out the doctor’s instructions or advices exactly. Give the right amount of prescribed medicine at the right time. Before giving medicine don’t forget to read the label on the bottle to check its contents and be sure to keep it out of children’s reach.
Ø Take the patient’s temperature at regular intervals, in the mouth or under the arm, using a clinical thermometer. This way you can tell if you still have to administer medicine.

KASC INTRAMURALS 2007:
BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF KARMA
By Maria Phoenix Choa

The 2007 Intramurals of Kalinga-Apayao State College had wrapped up in a manner not praise worthy. The Intramurals was shrouded by cheating, indiscrimination and acts of selfishness at high places.

The contingent of athletes of the Institute of Arts and Sciences had come in strong and powerful during the said event as evident by the many wins of the institute but ended up as 3rd placers in the over-all ranking of the said intramurals.

The question then arises as to how it happened and what went wrong during the intramurals? We could say that the Institute of Arts and Sciences had been treated unfairly and were greatly discriminated. They were not given the chance to claim what they rightfully deserved. IAS had won many major events and had dominated the track and field events that everybody knows. But still they were denied their rights to be declared as the champions of the 2007 KASC Intramurals. This is due to the selfish acts and intentions of many individuals involved in the decision-making whom according to my point of view don’t want the IAS to take their positions as the champions. The point system that was used was not only absurd, it’s totally illogical. They have ranked the different institute according to the points of their winning events in the track and field events but afterwards they gave it equivalent points that narrowed the big difference in the first computation of the raw scores garnered by the winning institutes to only a five points difference. They have given points to the individual events as if it is it was a major game. Individual games are individual games. You can never level it with major games. It’s ridiculous to give an equivalent point for the total scores of all the won individual events as if it was a basketball or volleyball event. The athletes of the individual events had worked hard and alone to win and gain the championship. They had no one to rely to but themselves, whereas, in a major or group event, everybody in the team should work together in order to win. It is my first time to encounter such kind of point system and I am wondering where it came from. I was an athlete once in high school, though few would believe it and I know how point system works. Even in Olympics, they used the point system that gives the equivalents point to a certain event according to their ranking then compute it. Whoever team garnered the highest points in all the contested events of the individuals games, they were declared as the champions. That is why most Olympic athletes always strive hard to place firsts and attain the gold medal in all the individual events because it will ensure their victory in the over-all ranking system.
According to gathered information, comments and criticisms, the recently held Intramurals was a big scam. Whoever had encounter that a declared champion in sports competition had a single gold and the second placers won less gold than the 3rd placers who had garnered 15 gold medals? It is only in KASC that I had encountered such things. It is ridiculous. It is absurd and it is very illogical. It is a form of cheating and discrimination at high places. Others blamed the people involved in the decision-making of what point system to use. Some blamed the system that was used in determining the winners of the said occasion. But whoever or whatever it is to blame, the past Intramurals had made an impression to the mind of the students of IAS that there is nothing fair and just when personal interest and hidden motivations are involved.
The intramurals 2007 is an affair to be remembered that will always bring sadness and anger to the students and instructors of IAS. What had happened was unacceptable. IAS had taken the blow too hard and it is a matter of time before this is forgotten. It was a direct slap to the face of every IAS students and instructors. It was an insult and embarrassment that can not be taken lightly. And it will forever linger in the minds of the students that reality really struck hard. There is no place on earth wherein you can find equality and fairness among men and few are those people who put the virtue of honesty, fairness, justness and equality as their principles in life.
To those and to that who have prevented us, denied us of claiming what is rightfully ours, may you have peace of minds. Just remember that whatever you have done to others, it will come back unto you. Believe in the power of KARMA because it is true.
We have been put down literally but we accepted the injustices and unfairness with humble hearts and peaceful minds because we know that the Almighty God is watching you, taking notice of what you had done to us. I should say that we are the best example of humility, tolerance and sportsmanship because knowing that we can not do anything, we accepted our fate with open minds and welcoming arms knowing that some day fate will get back at you for treating us unfairly and denying us our right.
May God bless you always and may God be with us for all time!!!


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TUITION FEE AND THE STUDENT DEVELOPMENT FUND
By Maria Phoenix Choa

The enrollment day of Kalinga-Apayao State College came as a shocked to first year enrollees because of the increase amount their down payment. Instead of paying Php 500.00 for the miscellaneous fee, it became Php 1,050.00 due to the addition of a Php 500.00 student development fee. Students who came to enroll were surprised since they knew that they only have to pay the Php 500.00 miscellaneous fee and they can be considered as officially enrolled in the institution. They had brought the exact amount of money needed for the down payment because it was what their parents had given them. As a result, many students were not able to enroll because they had to go back and ask for additional money from their parents. It was a waste of time, money and effort. According to KASC administration, the increase in the development fee was a mandate coming from the Commission on Higher Education (CHED) and they had to implement it. Point taken. What the students wanted is that they should have been informed beforehand. The institution could have made announcement about the increased payment during the enrollment so parents and students alike would be prepared for it. We, the students have the right to be properly informed to avoid encountering problems and dilemmas. Money is not that easy to find, we all knew that and Php 500.00 can not just be picked out from a tree or from a garden.
The tuition fee increase at the end of the semester came also as a shocked to every student. Some students who have paid their tuition fee in full during the enrollment had to pay another Php 200.00 or more because tuition fee had increased. Instead of concentrating on their reviews for the exam, the students are worrying and confused as to how they are going to explain the matter to their parents. The increase of tuition fee at the end of a semester is very impractical. It causes a lot of trouble and burden not only for the students but most especially to the parents. Money is budgeted in accordance to their needs and expenses and the additional tuition fee is way out of question to the parents. They had to remedy or their children would not be able to take their final exam. And looking for money is not that easy too. They have to borrow with interest just so they could cover the additional payment in tuition fees adding more to the financial worries of the family.
The KASC administration had stated that the increased in tuition fee this school year was an increase last year. It is just only now that they are implementing the said increase. For Christ sake, we are not banks that could produce money anytime. Like the development fee, the increase in tuition fee could have announced and properly disseminated to the students during enrollment day. They should have implemented the increase during the enrollment and not implement it at the end of a semester. It is impractical and burdensome.
Another thing: according to a reliable source, the problem also lies with regards to the encoding of the assessment of the students during enrollment. Instead of encoding Php 60.00 per unit, they have encoded Php 50.00. the responsible ones claim that there was an error in the computer programs for enrollment, validation and assessments. The committed error should not be burden then by the students. The responsible ones should take account for their mistakes and not put the weight of the problem on the shoulders of the students. the administration should also hire employees who are competent enough in handling and operating computer and their programs to take charge of enrollment days in order to avoid committing this kind of mistakes.
We are hoping that come next enrollment day, problems of this kind will not arise again for it is us students who suffer the consequences and not you who are sitting there and encoding and doing our assessment forms and enrollment validations.

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THE COMPUTER LABORATORY FEE OF SCHOOL YEAR 2006-2007
WHERE DID IT GO?
By Maria Phoenix Choa

During my third year in KASC, I enrolled in an advance subject, my IT 1 and IT 2 or my computer subjects. These two subjects are offered for fourth year students.
In assessment, it was indicated that I have to pay an amount of Php 300.00 for my computer laboratory fee. Of course, I and many students enrolled in the same subjects have to oblige. We have to pay it because we are going to use the computer laboratory wherein we can apply the theoretical lessons of the computer which we have learned into reality. The problem was that, there was not a single computer unit at the Institute of Arts and Sciences Computer Room. We are disappointed to learn that KASC have not yet issued any computer units to IAS during that school year 2006-2007. We are wondering how we are going to learn to use the computers in a realistic approach if we can not lay a hand on any single computer unit at the IT Room. We have an excellent instructor because he specializes in the field of industrial and advanced technologies meaning he is an expert at computers. He did his very best to teach us the basic and complex lessons of operation a computer, theoretically because we can not apply it as there are no computers to be used. I don’t have a problem with regards to using a computer. Literally speaking, I am a computer literate before I enrolled my computer subjects. But what about those who have never seen a mouse of a computer and doesn’t know what it looks like? What about those who have never encountered and used computers in their whole adult life? How can they be able to learn when they can not apply it? Many among my classmates in that subject up to now are still afraid to operate a computer because though they know how to operate a computer theoretically, they are afraid that they will commit mistakes which will ruin or destroy the computer. For them, there Php 300.00 went to waste because they have learned nothing. Theoretically they know but their knowledge stops there. It is important for us to apply in reality all the theoretical lessons that we have learned in order for us to determine if we have really learned something or none at all.
The question is, where did our computer laboratory fee of Php 300.00 go? Did they not use it to purchase a computer so we can use one even if it is only one unit? What have they done to the money? We are composed of 30-45 students per schedule. Multiply it with Php 300.00 and you will get an amount of Php 9,000.00 to Php 13, 500.00. multiply Php 300.00 to the total number of students enrolled in the subject and you’ll get and higher amount of money. Enough to purchase a two or more unit of computers. But sad as it is, we were not able to use one. That is why the students had complained. They wanted their money back. But they won’t refund it. So where did the money go? It was during the final examination that computer units were delivered to our institute. What’s the use. It is already final examination. We won’t be able to use those computers. We were not compensated for the amount that we have paid.
To those people concern, can you please kindly explain to us what had happened to the student’ s money? We are still waiting for an explanation.
One thing more: the collected amount of the newly implemented Php 500.00 development fee would be use , according to the KASC administration for the construction of the IT Laboratories of the two campuses. Let us just hope that the construction would start immediately in order for those students who have paid the development fee to enjoy their money and the privileges and goes along with it.


BIRD’S EYE VIEW
By Evangeline Dawagan

1. With my stay in IAS, I observed that there were many students who come to school wearing improper uniforms which causes their absences in their classes. If only these students will comply with the policy of the school, surely there will be no problem to encounter!

2. Ang daming estudyanteng ginagawang meeting place and corridor kahit nakikita nilang may kasalukuyang nag-aaral, sige pa rin sa kadadaldal! Kung sana ay ang ginagawa niyong meeting place ay ang library, di napakaganda sana. Disiplina lang po, kapuso at kapamilya huwag gawing park ang corridor.

3. I also observed that there are many students who treat their mentors as their comrades, respect begets respect lang po. Sabagay iba talaga ang malakas eh!

4. Ang daming estudyante ding nakikipagtsismisan kahit may naghihintay na asignatura at research papers nila. Sige pa rin sila sa pagbibida. kung sana ay ginagawang kapakipakinabang and inyong mga oras, mga tsong at tsang, di kahit kalian ay lagi kayong handa!

5. I observed that during quizzes and examinations, there are students engage their selves in cheating instead of reviewing. Hoy mga bruho at bruhilda mag-review naman kayo!
At any rate CHEATERS NEVER WIN di ba?

6. Some students are drunk before entering the school, as if it is their homes, kung umasta ay parang ano sila eh, huwag nyo namang pahalata na nagemperador kayo no!
RESPETUHIN NAMAN NINYO ANG BAHAY NI KUYA!

7. The latest that I observed that during the examinations there are some students leaked the questions and answers to their comrades, ang iba nanguha pa ng test papers at isinerox pa! And suswerte naman ninyo talaga mga kuya! Bato bato sa langit ang matamaan ay dapat talagang tamaan!

8. I observed that some teachers have their favorite pets among the students, normal lang yan sir/ma’am, basta siguraduhing deserving ang mga iyan pagdating sa computations ng mga grado!

9. During our previous sportfest, the juniors were declared as the overall champions!! Congratulations, sana ganyan din ang mangyayari sa pagdating ng Intramurals! Practice more to make it perfect.

10. Lastly I would like to congratulate the staff of this paper for doing their very best to make it successful.


By: Renclyn Yapan

What is all about theme songs? What makes lovers feel more romantic when they hear their favorite love song? And why do couples adopt certain songs as their own?

For many couples, a theme song is important, whether to remember tender moments or just descried memorable feelings. They do choosing their song for many reasons.

First, a song on the radio may have lines that fit their situation. That makes popular songs like “You are the One”, “Forevermore”, Love will Keep us Alive”, etc… ideal themes.

Another way a song turns into a theme for lovers is when it’s played during their special moment. Hence, when two people on a blind date meet for the first time and the radio was playing “ When I Met You”, or “To be With You” you can be sure that song’s going to be the most memorable
for the couple.

Whatever reasons behind for choosing a theme song that fits or suits for a couple, it certainly adds rhythm and color to the romance!